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Kendo no Go
In the Language of Kendo:
A Fanfic in 100 Chapters


by Akai Kitsune

15: Mijikai

 

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"Life is too short," Kioku told her once, as she cleaned the kitchen after dinner one night, another night of waiting for her husband to come home late and leave soon after for work. Kaoru insisted on waiting with her, but her mother had warned her that rest would someday be quite scarce. The younger girl had no concept of the idea; she thought that staying up half the night was so wonderful, so elegant, so grown-up.

"Life is too short," Kioku said again, with a forced smile, "And you'll likely spend half of it waiting for a man, whether you've married him or not. Don't let it waste. Go to bed, or help me clean up. You can't just sit around waiting for things to happen."

Kaoru promptly went to bed.


Life may or may not have been short, Kaoru later considered, after she had been living alone for a year and then suddenly found herself surrounded by a new and inseparable family, but it was terribly easy to waste. Her mother died young, as did her father - relatively; with a sixteen year-old daughter, he was certainly not new to the world - and for quire a while afterwards, she was terrified of an early death. Life was short, and she intended to live quite a bit longer than that, thank you very much.

Kenshin obviously felt the same way, even when those after his blood disagreed with him. He fought hard to survive, and he always managed to escape death, as well as prevent her own untimely death, though it was often followed by profuse apologies for placing her in danger in the first place. She promptly waved those off; it wasn't as if he had placed a giant sign atop the Kamiya dojo roof that screamed for them to be attacked.

Attention All Prospective Assassins/Old Opponents/Random Thugs:
Hitokiri Battousai residing here, as of March, 1878. Drop by for a duel resulting in severe bodily harm and/or death (self-inflicted), free of charge. Tea or sake to follow, depending on preference.

No, certainly not, but he wasn't very good at keeping his identity a secret - or rather, picking friends that could keep that secret. Or enemies. She couldn't count the times she had heard someone they knew - most often a future ally - had shouted the name, whether alone or in a public street, "Battousai", addressing her embarrassed and rather displeased rurouni. Some, such as Aoshi or Saitou, simply refused to acknowledge his true name, following old traditions and nicknames, despite the fact that Aoshi had never even met him as the Battousai, and Saitou had no real right to speak to him, all things considered.

All things considered?

He had tried to kill Kenshin; might have succeeded if the fight had continued, with the injuries already dealt out by the police spy. Aoshi, too, was guilty of several battles focused on Kenshin's demise.

But one also had to consider that Sanosuke, Kenshin's closest and most trusted friend, had made an attempt on Kenshin's life not a week after their first meeting.

'What a way to start a friendship,' Kaoru mused with a brief smile. Kenshin had an interesting gift for getting rid of enemies. Either they joined his side - more or less - or got rid of themselves and never appeared in their lives again. Convenient.


Sometimes she wondered about the meaning of life. It was one of those pointless, repetitive questions, but inevitable nonetheless, and when she had asked Kenshin, he blinked in feigned ignorance and muttered a soft, "Oro?" - his typical tactic for escaping questions he didn't feel like answering. Kenji had overheard, and had spent the rest of the day running around the engawa shouting, "Chi! Chi!" which pleased them both greatly, since it was close enough to "father". Kenshin had earned himself a distraction, though, so she was left to ponder the question alone.

Life meaning 1. A late, elegant dinner at the local sukiyaki restaurant, where the waitresses are familiar and friendly, the food is wonderful and untouched by greedy, snatching fingers of kendo students or street fighters, the sake sweet and untainted, and there are no children to wail or cry or say they want tousan's food, tousan's food which is the only thing they love about tousan, if it is love at all.

Life meaning 2. A breezy cruise to Hokkaido on a beautiful Western steamship, where handsome, flawlessly polite waiters serve wine and chocolates all day long, and no children under 15 are permitted on board (also, according to the signs left around town, any death-crazed swordsman hunting down the blood of a single man in all Japan).

Life meaning 3. A pleasant summer afternoon spent on the engawa drinking tea, eating perfectly formed riceballs, dozing without feeling obligated to weed the garden, do the laundry, clean the bathhouse, wash the dojo floor, or fix the hole in the fence again.

Life NOT meaning: 1. A long, hot, and exceedingly dull afternoon spent trying to practice in the dojo with a stubborn, insulting brat of a pupil who insists upon arguing endlessly about nothing, while your silly husband is doing laundry or cooking or cleaning yet again, as he watches your curious, temperamental son try to kill himself with discarded kitchen knives, hammers, high falls, and dozens of other things he knows will send his parents - although, mostly his mother - into a flailing panic of overprotective anger.

Life NOT meaning: 2. Another battle taking place in the dojo - her father's dojo, that precious, frequently destroyed dojo - where the man she loves is cut, and bruised, and thrown around until he finally goes berserk and sends the opponent through the floor, or the wall, again and again until you feel as if you're going to go insane, until after your wedding, when finally the battles stop, and then your son is wailing and wondering why his father is such a wimp, even when you ask him if he even knows what kind of man his father is, and he replies, "Sure, he's a grouch and an idiot. He sits around doing women's jobs and acts like the world is all happy, even when he's scowling or wearing that miserable, brooding look on his face."

Life NOT meaning: 3. Another weekend spent teaching while your husband does the laundry, weeding the garden, washing the dishes, cleaning the bathhouse, dusting the shoji, cleaning out the pantry and discarding any failed cooking attempts, and so on and so on and so on and so, on and on and on, until you fall asleep just watching him, and then you dream of a perfect family where you can do your own chores and your husband works and your son loves him, no matter what he does.

Life NOT meaning: 4. Watching your husband get nailed to the dojo ceiling.

Although he wasn't her husband at the time, she had to admit, she still didn't find the idea very appealing. No one likes to see the man they love with all their heart and soul dying at the end of another man's sword. No one likes to see his fresh blood spilling across the floor and staining the dojo - her father's dojo - that had been so clean, so clean and pure and beautiful that morning and why on earth was she thinking about the floor when he was bleeding all over it?

Eventually, he was no longer bleeding, and instead disappeared from the household entirely. During his absence, the blood on the floor was the furthest thing from her mind. When they finally returned, the blood was no longer there, having been cleaned up - kindly - by Megumi, but it remained imprinted on her mind; a memory, recollection, of how short life really is, when balanced by the end of a sword. y

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The idea of Kenshin being nailed to the dojo ceiling came from the fight with Saitou, ^_^ And the original title of this chapter was Short; Mijikai translates to short as in "not long".

This chapter was fun. Way too much fun. I just got home from a retreat (which is why this is being released on Monday rather than Friday or Saturday) and I had to write something. I spent part of the weekend planning future chapters (the novel is now full of post-it notes, ^_^) so I had lots of ideas for what's coming next. Hurrah for retreats; I'm relaxed and had a ton of fun, now I just need to get more sleep. ZzzZz... wait! Reviewer Responses first!
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